My Kid Easily Finds Cocaine
I knew this stuff existed at some point, but I really thought that by now it was a marketing disaster and was gone. I was wrong. Alert reader Sean caught this with his camera phone at a store BY HIS HIGH SCHOOL! Way to go, energy drink marketer guys!
He reports: “‘Red Hot Cold Drink Legal Substitute Cocaine Energy Drink Sold Here’. Even where I found it it looks like it just says ‘Cocaine sold here’.”
Maybe he should have asked the guy behind the counter.
Big Realtor is Watching You
My first reader submission!
Big brother is watching you, and he apparently works for ReMax. I can’t tell you the snarky subject that pal Mark included, but just imagine this face looking down at you NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE DOING and you might get an idea.
Support Local Business – Go Away
Okay. To me, the idea of putting this is the window is funny because it smells of desperate argument without backup, while being a thrown-together sign. But the REAL amusement in it for me is that a travel agency is telling us to support local business.
Oh Shirt
I really don’t want to be mean, but I pass this sign all the time, and it repeatedly strikes me as both hard on the eyes and impossible to comprehend when passing at forty miles per hour. Each time, I absorb just enough to ascertain that it belongs to a graphic design company.
Unfortunately, my comprehension ends there, as my brain immediately becomes preoccupied with trying to determine why a graphic design company would give themselves a bent-looking, cluttered, barely readable sign done in such an uninviting color scheme.
It’s like giving someone a job application filled out in full-sized Marks-A-Lot.
Or do I go too far?
It’s About Time
Thanks for letting us know of your wise policy change. Now I can tell everyone that your work won’t suck anymore.
From the Depaetment of Redundancy Department
All I can guess is that a lot of the kids in our neighborhood pass their license exams with a D-.
Argle Fargle What?
Signs like this one amuse and amaze me. Mostly because the establishments that have signs like this are always very much still in business.
How can it be that anyone who wants customers doesn’t either fix the missing letters or just wheel the sign back inside? These guys rent cars. Or DO they?
