Argle Fargle What?

Signs like this one amuse and amaze me. Mostly because the establishments that have signs like this are always very much still in business.

How can it be that anyone who wants customers doesn’t either fix the missing letters or just wheel the sign back inside? These guys rent cars. Or DO they?

Punctuation Is Everything

I know this makes me one of those annoying punctuation sticklers, but to me, this sign indicates that no unauthorized parking violators will be towed. So do all of the unauthorized parking you want! Your car will still be there when you return.