My Kid Easily Finds Cocaine

I knew this stuff existed at some point, but I really thought that by now it was a marketing disaster and was gone. I was wrong. Alert reader Sean caught this with his camera phone at a store BY HIS HIGH SCHOOL! Way to go, energy drink marketer guys!

He reports: “‘Red Hot Cold Drink Legal Substitute Cocaine Energy Drink Sold Here’. Even where I found it it looks like it just says ‘Cocaine sold here’.”

Maybe he should have asked the guy behind the counter.

Big Realtor is Watching You

My first reader submission!

Big brother is watching you, and he apparently works for ReMax. I can’t tell you the snarky subject that pal Mark included, but just imagine this face looking down at you NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE DOING and you might get an idea.

It’s About Time

Thanks for letting us know of your wise policy change. Now I can tell everyone that your work won’t suck anymore.