My Kid Easily Finds Cocaine

May 12, 2009 at 1:12 am 2 comments

I knew this stuff existed at some point, but I really thought that by now it was a marketing disaster and was gone. I was wrong. Alert reader Sean caught this with his camera phone at a store BY HIS HIGH SCHOOL! Way to go, energy drink marketer guys!

Say again

He reports: “‘Red Hot Cold Drink Legal Substitute Cocaine Energy Drink Sold Here’. Even where I found it it looks like it just says ‘Cocaine sold here’.”

Maybe he should have asked the guy behind the counter.


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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Dan  |  May 12, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Settle down, Francis.

    You afraid of your own shadow too?

    • 2. signsdrainage  |  May 12, 2009 at 8:17 am


      But it doesn’t have a funny sign stuck on it, so I won’t be posting it.


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