Posts tagged ‘detroit area’

My Kid Easily Finds Cocaine

I knew this stuff existed at some point, but I really thought that by now it was a marketing disaster and was gone. I was wrong. Alert reader Sean caught this with his camera phone at a store BY HIS HIGH SCHOOL! Way to go, energy drink marketer guys!

Say again

He reports: “‘Red Hot Cold Drink Legal Substitute Cocaine Energy Drink Sold Here’. Even where I found it it looks like it just says ‘Cocaine sold here’.”

Maybe he should have asked the guy behind the counter.


May 12, 2009 at 1:12 am 2 comments

Down On The Farm

So THAT’S where they are grown!

May 8, 2009 at 7:07 pm 1 comment

Support Local Business – Go Away

Okay. To me, the idea of putting this is the window is funny because it smells of desperate argument without backup,  while being a thrown-together sign. But the REAL amusement in it for me is that a travel agency is telling us to support local business.

May 7, 2009 at 9:04 am Leave a comment

Oh Shirt

I really don’t want to be mean, but I pass this sign all the time, and it repeatedly strikes me as both hard on the eyes and impossible to comprehend when passing at forty miles per hour. Each time, I absorb just enough to ascertain that it belongs to a graphic design company.

Unfortunately, my comprehension ends there, as my brain immediately becomes preoccupied with trying to determine why a graphic design company would give themselves a bent-looking, cluttered, barely readable sign done in such an uninviting color scheme.

It’s like giving someone a job application filled out in full-sized Marks-A-Lot.

Or do I go too far?

May 6, 2009 at 10:28 pm 4 comments

Yes We Can

I live three miles away. Could you keep it down??

May 6, 2009 at 5:40 pm Leave a comment

It’s About Time

Thanks for letting us know of your wise policy change. Now I can tell everyone that your work won’t suck anymore.

May 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm 1 comment

From the Depaetment of Redundancy Department

All I can guess is that a lot of the kids in our neighborhood pass their license exams with a D-.

May 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm Leave a comment

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