Posts tagged ‘oddly worded’

My Kid Easily Finds Cocaine

I knew this stuff existed at some point, but I really thought that by now it was a marketing disaster and was gone. I was wrong. Alert reader Sean caught this with his camera phone at a store BY HIS HIGH SCHOOL! Way to go, energy drink marketer guys!

Say again

He reports: “‘Red Hot Cold Drink Legal Substitute Cocaine Energy Drink Sold Here’. Even where I found it it looks like it just says ‘Cocaine sold here’.”

Maybe he should have asked the guy behind the counter.


May 12, 2009 at 1:12 am 2 comments

It’s About Time

Thanks for letting us know of your wise policy change. Now I can tell everyone that your work won’t suck anymore.

May 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm 1 comment

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