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October 4, 2009 at 12:00 pm Leave a comment

My Kid Easily Finds Cocaine

I knew this stuff existed at some point, but I really thought that by now it was a marketing disaster and was gone. I was wrong. Alert reader Sean caught this with his camera phone at a store BY HIS HIGH SCHOOL! Way to go, energy drink marketer guys!

Say again

He reports: “‘Red Hot Cold Drink Legal Substitute Cocaine Energy Drink Sold Here’. Even where I found it it looks like it just says ‘Cocaine sold here’.”

Maybe he should have asked the guy behind the counter.

May 12, 2009 at 1:12 am 2 comments

Oh Shirt

I really don’t want to be mean, but I pass this sign all the time, and it repeatedly strikes me as both hard on the eyes and impossible to comprehend when passing at forty miles per hour. Each time, I absorb just enough to ascertain that it belongs to a graphic design company.

Unfortunately, my comprehension ends there, as my brain immediately becomes preoccupied with trying to determine why a graphic design company would give themselves a bent-looking, cluttered, barely readable sign done in such an uninviting color scheme.

It’s like giving someone a job application filled out in full-sized Marks-A-Lot.

Or do I go too far?

May 6, 2009 at 10:28 pm 4 comments

Argle Fargle What?

Signs like this one amuse and amaze me. Mostly because the establishments that have signs like this are always very much still in business.

How can it be that anyone who wants customers doesn’t either fix the missing letters or just wheel the sign back inside? These guys rent cars. Or DO they?

May 2, 2009 at 6:13 pm Leave a comment

To Faygo, or not to Faygo

I pass this odd little beverage shop on my way to and from work every day. There are always mounds of returnables by the window. But it is this odd combination of signs that makes me giggle.

Seriously, if you’re getting tired of people coming in looking for Beer and Faygo, I think I have a more professional looking idea for ¬†you.

April 29, 2009 at 4:36 pm Leave a comment


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